So this guy Mike, he places ads in the newspaper offering an apartment for rent. When most people call, he tells them it's already taken, but when a chick with a foreign accent calls (which usually means they just got off the boat from their home country) he tells them ...
If there's one thing better than big ole titties, it's big ole titties in a tight shirt that are ready to pop out of the top.
If there's one thing better than big ole titties in a tight shirt ready to pop out of the top, it's those same titties bouncing ...